02 September

Half of the primates of the planet keep rapidly disappearing. It is caused by the human, their closest relative.

According to IUCN the humans do not just burn and cut down forests that primates inhabit, but do also run illegal live animal trade and eat them.

The humans are eating apes! These cannibals do need to go through million-year evolution till getting evolved like primates.

05 September

For over 60 years dozens of thousand fans of tomato battle La Tomatina stream to a Spanish city Bunyol. The brutal 1-hour tomato battle takes place on the central square right opposite the city hall. As the end of the battle all the “warriors” cheerfully splash around tomato slush, take showers provoded by water cannons of fire engines, have dinners all together and enjoy the fireworks.

—Dear Misha, are the shells really cheaper than Georgian tomatoes?

07 September

Almost all the people who died five minutes age were in working out plans for the next five years and were absolutely sure they’d be definitely ably to stay alive for that period of time.

where: in minds

10 September

Paul McCarthy - well-know for blown-up masterpieces - has created a new “chef-d'oeuvre”: a blown-up giant house-sized pile of dog faeces.

It could be fine but those blown-up feaces have been suddenly blown away by the wind from the museum area. Complex Shit has been flying over 200 metres and has finally broken the high-voltage power line.

The humans are still so weak that they cannot even deal with a shit.

where: above / around here

12 September

Scientists from North Korea have invented noodles that do depress the appetite. Made of corn and soya bean, the noodle contains double the amount of proteins and five times more fat than a conventional one.

That technological breakthrough may probably appease one’s hunger in PRK that in 90s caused death of over million people.

where: in food / in joy

14 September

The garbage amount in South Korea exceeds the total foodstuff production of North Korea.

Every year at feasts South Korea let decaying up to six billion US dollar vegetables, meat, fish and corn in total. At that very time North compatriots keep starving to death.

where: in sin / in food

15 September

It’s easy to be a freak.

An Australian driver has carefully seated safety belts to fix a box of thirty beers and thus, put his 5-year-old child right on the car floor unbelted.

17 September

Atta boy, Bush.

When the USA had not yet ratified the Kyoto Protocol (the one that controls greenhouse gases up to 2012), George Bush kept calling full-blast other states for reducing greenhouse gas releases. He seems to be fully involved in a new scheme of preventing climate changes caused by global warming.

where: in politics

20 September

The city dump is the best to clear the cobwebs from the brain and evacuate the stomach! Even a walk around one minute long can cleanse your body.

23 September

How much are you going to pay for the right to breathe?

where: on the Earth

26 September

In how many activities can you easily compete with China?

where: in China

28 September

The world's tiniest self-governing island state Niue has got a new water-proof and break-proof XO laptop for every student of primary and secondary schools.

At the same time the activists of our country keep distributing populists' leaflets and truth-proof promises to children.

where: in joy / in grief
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